Metal Gear Guff

The fourth installment of the series no one asked for. We're back, and Anna's about to face Sniper Wolf for the first time. Along the way we'll explore such pressing and relevant questions as: - Which Metal Gear character would have the most useful Yahoo Answers? - Should Elite Dangerous be cancelled in favour of Dog's Life 2? - Where do all the really good sandwiches on Hideo Kojima's Twitter feed come from?

The most hotly anticipated episode 3 in games since that other hotly anticipated episode 3. "Is Norman Reedus conventionally attractive?" This is the main questioned plaguing Séan and Anna this week - concerns regarding Psycho Mantis and his creepy powers placed entirely on the back burner.

This week, Séan and Anna are venturing deeper into Metal Gear Solid and pondering some more advanced questions: - Is the best way to beat a tank to become (under) the tank? - Do women possess secret pockets? - Is a fight still a fight when it's brazenly horny? - (Who is Mads Mikkelsen?)

The first episode in the series no one asked for. Séan and Anna begin their journey to the heart of Metal Gear Solid - starting with the basics: - is Metal Gear Solid essentially Dream Phone for dads? - if a man gets punched in the face, and he's wearing no pants, does he make a sound? - Sting, David Bowie, and Hideo Kojima walk into a HMV: whose leather jacket is prettiest?